#It was fun. :)

[captainbaddecisions]

Went to a local convention as Mihawk and honestly... I kinda served

[pademelonluck]

My first stilt performance!!!!

This was a bee costume (as you can see, I hope) created by Circartus.

Photo credit to @kempseyshirecouncil on Instagram. :)

[kikuism]

i keep typing posts and deleting them lol whatever this series gave me gojo and that's all that matters 🤎

[natjennie]

I got sucked into a youtube rabbit hole and guyssss I miss ballet.....

[helreginn]

I think that's it for me.

I cannot even add to my laundering scheme. RIP

[wild-battlebond]

because the sky is there

[reginalusus]

Literally made a Two-Face edit. Like one of those TikTok edits you see of characters people simp for. I don’t know why. I do not have TikTok. I will never have TikTok. I will either be brave and post it here for no reason even though Tumblr does not give a shit about edits, or I’ll just keep it to myself for my own indulgence. Hehe.

[captain-astors]

You’re a snake, I can see it in your face.

VENGEANCE FOR RIZE AND KURONA! SHE’S AWESOME! vote for Hakatori.  that’s a link to the poll and one of the best bits of propaganda that’s been written for her yet. 

[dilsdelights]

insane to me that no one seems to remember the phrase never stop blowing up from starstruck. do i just have an encyclopedic memory of that season.

[notsocheezy]

Brain Curd #50

Brain Curds are lightly edited flash fiction - practically first drafts - posted daily and sometimes written with the express intention of being terrible… but, you know, in an endearing way. Please enjoy.

The sound of Pomp & Circumstance filled the entire hall, weaving through the ears of proud parents and extended relatives. Backstage, the graduates stood in line, waiting for their turn on stage, but none was more excited than the one and only salutatorian, Patty Ward. Unlike most other people, Patty relished public speaking.

While the five valedictorians discussed their division of labor in the corner, Patty stood confident in the knowledge that she’d already practiced and memorized her speech over the previous week. She was going to kill - absolutely kill.

The valedictorians went up first, nearly tripping over each others’ gowns on the way to the podium. The tall one took out a stack of index cards and tapped them on the podium before flipping through them and handing them out to the other four.

“Wait, wait, wait,��� the short one whispered. “Why do I have three cards? The rest of you only have two.”

“Weren’t you paying attention?” The blonde one asked. “We agreed that since you go last, you have to take the extra card.”

“Where was I when you made that decision?”

“You know what, actually,” the bearded one rubbed his hairy chin. “I think you might have been in the bathroom. But it’s just the closing remarks.”

“Guys!”

“Look, it’s not a big deal, I’ll take the extra card.” The brunette swiped the card from the short one and added it to her stack. “Can we please all get along? This is the last time we’ll all be in the same room together. It’s important.”

Patty agreed. In fact, she was counting on that fact for her speech.

The tall one approached the microphone first, and awkwardly read from his cards. His part of the speech was something about unity in the face of challenges, but it was brief since each of the valedictorians only got about twelve seconds for their portion of the speech.

The rest of them gave similarly stilted reads of their lines, which for valedictorians seemed poorly written and low effort. They just didn’t seem to have anything to say.

Single file, the five of them left the stage, and Patty knew it was her turn. She got a whole minute all to herself. She confidently approached the podium, staring out into the massive crowd of faceless silhouettes. There was no need to ‘imagine them in their underwear’, or whatever people always said to do. Each person ceased to be human, ceased to be an individual with complex thoughts and motives. They were all part of the hive mind known as the audience. If one laughed, all laughed. A clap could begin anywhere and radiate out at the speed of sound.

Patty adjusted the microphone to her preference and slid her finger along the remote in her pocket. It was smooth to the touch.

“Greetings, all! It is my honor to speak to you all today and to congratulate the Class of 2017 for their great achievement. We did it!”

She held her arms in the air and the cheers quaked the room, localized in the teacher region of the audience.

She continued. “But it wasn’t easy. We struggled, we persevered. We studied, we procrastinated. We tried, and sometimes, we failed. Except the valedictorians, of course.”

She gestured to stage left, where the five had gone and now stood in the shadows. The crowd erupted into laughter. It didn’t take much.

“Me, personally? I stand before you as salutatorian - that is, the second-best - because I worked hard. Because I never gave up. Because of that one B in AP History.”

Everyone laughed at that one, as expected, and no one laughed harder than Mr. Idolt, the teacher who gave her the grade that sealed her fate. The one semester in which she didn’t get an A in every class. She took this moment of pause to pull the remote from her pocket and hold it up in the air.

“The funniest part is I’m not fucking joking.”

No one in the crowd could tell what she was holding, but the quiet that immediately took the room told her that she had them worried.

“This remote is attached to a series of explosives I have placed around the building. I don’t want to have to use it, but I did not come THIS FAR to leave with a goddamn three-point-nine-seven GPA! I get a four-point-oh or every one of us turns into a crater!”

Patty pointed at Mr. Idolt. “Come on up here!”

He stumbled, clearly scared out of his mind, across the row of seats to the aisle and walked toward the stage. He climbed up awkwardly and brushed himself off before hesitantly approaching the podium.

“Why don’t you tell them all why I ended up with a B, teach?” She pushed the microphone toward him.

“Uh…” the microphone popped and he pulled back from it by an inch. “I didn’t think your essay was quite up to par with AP grading guidelines. For a nine. I gave you an eight instead. That is still very good.”

“Were there better essays?”

“I have seen many -”

“Were there better essays in this graduating class?”

He adjusted his glasses, which slipped down his nose from all the nervous sweat. “Uh… no. No, I don’t suppose there were.”

Patty pointed back off stage. “So why did you give blondie over there a nine?”

The crowd gasped. Idolt began shaking and looked toward his wife, who shook her head in disapproval. He gulped.

Patty rubbed her thumb along the contours of the button on the remote while refusing to break eye contact with the man.

“I… I must have made a mistake. She… didn’t deserve it. It… wasn’t as good as yours. I’ll - I’ll fix it, okay! I will!”

“You’ll give me an A for that semester?”

“Yes! Yes! You were my best student, you always were!” He started crying and fell to his knees.

Patty looked at the crowd, satisfied by her revenge, and clicked the button. Contrary to what she had claimed would happen, however, no one exploded into a million pieces. The projector screen descended behind her on stage and the lights dimmed. She moved the microphone back into place for her to speak into it.

“And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I leave you as the sixth valedictorian of the Class of 2017. Please enjoy the rest of the ceremony.”

[bugisbonkerz]

being a dhmis rn fan is like dying of thirst in a desert and consuming any little bit of liquid you can whether or not it’s water and just surviving off dat

[lesbiangiratina]

Fond memories of the time i streamed testament’s ac story mode for some friends in the first few weeks of my geartism. And well i got the ending where testament kills themself so i was like hm. Okay ill do the other route (had no idea how the endings worked yet.) and so i did that and spent like 20 minutes or whatever trying to beat i-no. Finally beat her and then testament goes and kills themself again. So i had to be like yeah guys this is the new character i like a lot i hope theyre making a good impression

[romijuli]

Personally I think every major metropolis should have a superhero film set there, not because we need more but because EVERYONE living around one deserves the experience I had watching Shazam

[hag-o-hags]

This Barbie is a Critique of the Societal Standards Required To Be Considered "Pretty" Without Being A Specific Criticism of Individual Women Who Choose to Adopt Their Personal Aesthetics with a Fun 70s Summer Vibe

........ didn't fit.

[angelic-din-mortem]

Final Fantasy 14 G-Posing of Lahabrea by: Me

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The Lord Vampire ever watching with his familiar. Waiting one day for the perfect victim... or partner. He doesn't know, he just needs a drink.

(Do not steal/repost/or take in any way. But as usual reblogs are always welcomed.)